Author: Henry Ward
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December 11, 2022by Henry Ward
Former Fox Contributor Arrested for Kidnap, Extortion of Her Mom
FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR PERSONALITY ARRESTED FOR KIDNAP, EXTORTION OF HER MOTHER In yet another twist of the long and sordid history of disgraced Fox News personalities, we now bring you ... -
December 4, 2022by Henry Ward
European Union to Phase Out Required Airplane Mode
THE EUROPEAN UNION WILL FINALLY PHASE OUT THE LONG REQUIRED AIRPLANE MODE Airplane Mode has always been somewhat of a mystery to me. I’m just old enough that I remember ... -
October 23, 2022by Henry Ward
Texas Gives Parents DNA Kits to Identify Kids After Uvalde
TEXAS TO HAND OUT DNA KITS TO FAMILIES IN PREPARATION FOR NEXT SCHOOL SHOOTING It hasn’t yet been a year since a lone gunman shot and killed 21 people at ... -
August 31, 2021by Henry Ward
Televangelist Disgraced Fraud Jim Bakker Still Hustling Under God
WITH THE ADVENT OF DONALD TRUMP, BOTTOM FEEDER JIM BAKKER BACK IN SNAKE OIL BUSINESS So I’m simply amazed, and not in a good way, that Jim Bakker is still ... -
August 28, 2021by Henry Ward
Players in Chess Tournaments Burn As Much as 6,000 Calories a Day
CHESS TOURNAMENT PLAYERS THINK SO HARD, THEY BURN 6,000 CALORIES IN JUST A DAY I’ve never, ever been one of those people who counts calories. Yet I’m sympathetic to the ... -
August 16, 2021by Henry Ward
Tennessee Has Cow Over Covid Vaccine, But Vaccinates Cows?
TENNESSEE CARES MORE ABOUT VACCINATING CATTLE THAN GIVING PEOPLE THE COVID VACCINE So what is the deal with Tennessee? Well, these days it includes a whopping case of insipidly stupid ...