Author: Simon Abernathy
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TYPHUS IS MAKING A STRONG COMEBACK IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, SPREAD BY FLEAS One of the stranger things happening in recent years (besides the pandemic and all that entails) is ...
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NOBODY SHOCKED TO LEARN FROM FEDERAL RESERVE THAT THEY DID, IN FACT, DROP THE BALL ON SVB COLLAPSE The Federal Reserve’s report on the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank is ...
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MONTANA REPUBLICANS LITERALLY SILENCE TRANS STATE REP. ZOOEY ZEPHYR ON ALL BILLS MOVING FORWARD So history was made when Montanans elected the state’s first trans representative ever, State Representative Zooey ...
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SUPREME COURT JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS’S BILLIONAIRE “SPONSOR” AN AVID NAZI MEMORABILIA COLLECTOR It’s inevitable at this point that most people have heard the latest scandalous news about Clarence Thomas and ...
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APRIL 2ND THIS YEAR IS THE KANAMARA MATSURI, ALSO KNOWN AS THE IRON PENIS FESTIVAL The penis is the most important part of most patriarchal cultures, and the most anathema. ...
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GILBERT COMIC LIKELY A THING OF THE PAST AFTER CREATOR SCOTT ADAMS RACIST TIRADE GETS WIDELY CONDEMNED Last weekend, hundreds of American newspapers dropped the Dilbert comic strip from their ...
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24 GOP LED STATES COLLECTIVELY SUE THE EPA TO STOP NEW BIDEN WATER PROTECTION RULE Republicans efforts to hit two birds with one stone intensified this past week, the two ...
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EGGS COSTS EXPLODE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE EGG INDUSTRY IS PRICE GOUGING What is going on with the price of eggs these days? I was in a Whole Foods ...
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INTERNATIONAL SPERM COUNTS CONTINUE DROPPING, AND THE PACE GETS FASTER It’s been 5 years since a study made the stunning discovery that sperm counts had dropped an astounding 50% between ...
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USPS ISSUES WARNING IT IS NOT SAFE TO USE BLUE MAILBOXES THIS HOLIDAY SEASON The United States Postal Service has made a stunning warning, telling everyone the it does not ...
